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any ideas for a funny thanksgiving prayer?

some of my family are christains and some are into whitchcraft. We say the same boring old prayer every year. even though they don't believe in the same, We still like to give thanks (to who ever they may silently pray to) I am looking for a silly prayer that covers all grounds and still gets the point accross. There is also someone at thanksgiving that is on my whole family's sh*t list, I would also like to toss in some hints to this person, while in the prayer that he is not wanted there.He has hurt many and I just want him to know that he has messed with the wrong family. You know like the serenity prayer, there are several funny versions of that. any idea's?

Public Comments

1. Turkeys are cute... I got nothin
2. Dear Lord or Exalted One (i like using that) I hope the turkey doe's not cause food poisoning are violent diarrhea to (insert names). Let us not forget there be many people who get on our nerves but still hope he doesn't choke on a broccolli.
3. turkeys dont say prayers,just cross his wings.
4. good food good meat good lord let's eat
5. Praise the Lord and Holy Ghost. The one who grabs, gets the most. Amen.
6. Gobble like a turkey while saying a prayer, nobody will understand you.
7. Gobble, gobble, gobble, eat until you wobble Hooray for Turkey and Tryptophan!